My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every woman is beautiful. All colors. All sizes. All ages. Women, all of us, are beautiful!” Jennifer Lopez “#lifeanswers, #themartianmovie, #sciencerltheshitoutofit” Peter Gil “A good way to start living a more positive life, is by focusing on your blessings more than your burdens.” Johnny…
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Anti-hater Motivational Quotes Compilation: “Haters and negative naysayers call me crazy. Smart people call me for advice.” Marcus Jennings “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Some people have so little going on in their lives, that they would rather discuss yours.” Rihanna “Haters I hear…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 26 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is impossible to go back and erase what has already happened. It is possible to make changes in your life if you are not happy with your past or present. Your future is straight ahead, and it can be whatever you want it…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 25 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “People should be connected. The world is a better place when people are connected. The world is a more transparent place when people are connected. Language and geographic barriers no longer have to be boundaries when people are connected through social media and the…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 21 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What makes a woman different, is what makes her beautiful.” Selena Gomez “A life in public service won’t make a person wealthy, but they will undoubtedly make the world a better place, and that is more important than wealth. That’s what I say anyway.”…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5: Men are naturally secretive animals. They used to gather their things and hide them in their caves. Are you worried MJ is hiding things from you? Samantha Vargas San Francisco, CA Malia: No. We share everything with each other. This may sound weird, but MJ is not allowed to be alone with anyone who…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just because a person is educated does not mean they have common sense. Book smarts and life smarts are not the same thing. Some people have both types of smarts, but most people have one or the other. If I had to choose one,…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…