Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Malia: Baby, I have OCYDD. MJ: I Googled it. Sounds bad. Malia: What? I made it up. Just go with it baby because this works out for you. MJ: K. What is OCYDD? Malia: It’s Obsessive Compulsive Your Dick Disorder. MJ: What is the treatment for it? Malia: I have decided not to seek treatment. I just want to indulge…
MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. Malia: Please don’t what? MJ: I can hear you singing the song by Adele “Never mind I’ll Find Someone Like You”. Malia: Aww! Are you feeling needy? MJ: More like wanty. Malia: This is what I can offer you. Sex with a pregnant beached whale. MJ: I love…
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law(I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only…