Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Tag: Foreplay
The Psychology of Quickies
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
It’s Not “Time To Play The Game” Anymore
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…
This Is A Kidnapping
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
Cum…..
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
The Days and Months of The Year When We Are Trying To Get Pregnant
The days and months of the year when we are trying to get pregnant my love….. Days Make her moan Monday Two times Tuesday Wednesday…..Hump Day of course Try new things Thursday Freaky Friday Lick and suck Saturday Bedroom fun day Sunday Months Jamitinuary Make Loveuary March into the bedroom April suckin brings May fuckin Makin a baby May Just…
Everything Butt
MJ: Buttallion Malia: What? What? MJ: In the butt! MJ: You remember that? Malia: You and everything about our family is important to me. MJ: I constantly fall in love with you over and over again. Do you feel that way to? Malia: Not really. I married you because you got a big dick, make cute babies, and you munch…
Civil War Reenactment In The Bedroom
Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
Big Butt Malia Hood You Sure Are Looking Good
MJ: It’s a full moon out tonight. Malia: We better stay inside in case the crazies are out tonight. MJ: Big Butt Malia Hood. You sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big bad MJ The Terrible would want. Malia: Little ole me? MJ: What a big butt you have. The better to hold on to, when I’m having…
Me “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” by Malia May Johnson
This is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you. I call it “Me” “Me” by Malia May Johnson Talk to me, call me, text me, email me, lay with me, on me and in me. Kiss me, touch me, hold me, hug me, lick me, bite me, eat…