Malia Dallas Cowboys Game Looking Up Pouting Picture
Personal Life

Sexy Self Defense

Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…

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Malia Johnson Wearing Daisy Dukes and Pink Crop Top
Personal Life

Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me?

MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂  Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes  Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…

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