Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7: 1. Did your family like MJ when they first met him? Ellen Lloyd Topeka, KS Malia: Yes. Very much so. I think they wanted to try to like him, because they knew he treated me well, but I think they ended up liking him without actually trying to. 2. What is the weirdest thing…
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11 Proven Methods To Grow Your Social Media Following
11 Proven Methods To Grow Your Social Media Following: If you are promoting a product, service, public figure, personality, business, political campaign, organization, or you are trying to raise awareness for something you believe in, social media can be a game changer! Here are 11 Proven Methods To Grow Your Social Media Following: 1. Follow all the important/well known individuals,…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6: 1. Has MJ ever had any trouble getting it up? Devon Phillips Tempe, AZ Malia: No. I think MJ finds comfort in sex. Sometimes our sex is business like, because MJ just needs it to reset, I think, but most of the time it’s for fun and making babies. Either way, MJ is ready…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Awarded Distinguished Intelligence Cross
What my 6-year-old son CJ said about his Daddy(me) being awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross. He said these 6 things, and I decided to write them down. 1. “I love you hero Daddy. Have you ever fighted Red Skull, Captain America’s bad guy?” 2. “Remember when on Christmas Eve when Donald Trump the President called and said you were a…
Lana Del Rey – Bon Jovi – Valentine’s Day Surprise
Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia: Baby!…
The Johnson Family Baby Factory
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Catching Up With An Old Friend
The past 8 years of my life have been damn near pure insanity! There were a lot of people who gave up, and/or distanced themselves from me, because of all that was going on. Looking back on the people who exited my life, who now want to know me again….I DON’T THINK SO! I think Will Smith said it best-…
What You Know and Who You Know
Comment: Damn “MJ The Terrible”. I thought I was connected because I knew the mayor of my city. I followed you on LinkedIn and I looked through your connections. You got the Presidents doctor, the head of the Department of Homeland Security, CIA classified dudes and shit. You even got the director of the Department of Transportation. You one scary…