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The Psychology of Quickies

MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc.  Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…

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This Is A Kidnapping

Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…

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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 7 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! ā€œYou have pretty words baby. And pretty lips for kissing. And pretty other things worth kissing if you follow what I’m saying?ā€ Michael ā€œMJ The Terribleā€ Johnson ā€œYou look so elegant in that dress. I…

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Malia May Johnson Sexy McDonalds Underwear Photo
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McMalia For Lunch

Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries.  Malia: This will be better than the…

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Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Black and White Down Selfie Picture
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Song Sexting

MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me.  I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee.  I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies.  She lived with me in…

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