Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Walking and Hugging Cartoon Graphic
Personal Life

“Anti-Jolene”

Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…

Continue Reading

Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Train Ride Photo
Personal Life

Love and Relationships

No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…

Continue Reading

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson enjoying a beautiful day outside in Bethesda Maryland selfie
Personal Life

Live Your Life The Way You Choose To Live It

Hello everyone! It is a beautiful sunshiny day, and we are enjoying it outside together as a family. We hope y’all are happy and healthy out there. Sincerely, The Johnson’s Things we can control: Our beliefsOur thoughtsOur perspectiveOur attitudeHow we treat peopleHow we spend our timeHow we invest our moneyHow much time we spend worryingHow much time we spend thinking…

Continue Reading

Malia Johnson Covered In Stuffed Animals
Personal Life

“MJ The Terrible” Rescues The Queen of Bethesdaland From The Stuffed Animal Bandits

“MJ The Terrible” Rescues The Queen of Bethesdaland From The Stuffed Animal Bandits: Here is what happened when I walked into one of the spare bedrooms Malia is redoing, and I found her lying naked on the bed covered up by 3 giant stuffed animals, also known as “The Stuffed Animal Bandits”. MJ: Oh no! Andre The Giant Bear, Shamu,…

Continue Reading