My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can’t do it. Giving up is not in this nigga right here. What it takes is what I do. Can I get an amen?” Kanye West “Fake it till you make is a real thing. A lot of people do it. The ones…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy it’s Halloween. It’s pooky.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Success can look like anything you can dream up.” Vice President Kamala Harris “There are many mysteries in every day.” Saggie Maggie “Helping people and volunteering are good exercises for the heart.” Dorthy Bush Koch “The…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Only the over ignorant among us think that way. But hey, if there weren’t over ignorant haters in the world trying to bring others down, what would motivate us to work so hard to overcome their ignorance and hate?” Former President Barrack Obama “She…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Some people are just not cut out for 9 to 5. Sure, they can do it, but it is not the best fit for them. They need to have their own thing. They need to be their own boss. They need to control their…