My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love all the time Daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You’re the best, Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Do something. Do it! Baboochi!” Warren Partin “I didn’t lie. I deferred the truth until later.” Lakshmi Devi “There are no nobodies. Everybody is a somebody to somebody.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you! Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had…