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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we only…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will suck, but you will make it through to the other side of this.” Chris Gardner “When you are angry, pray about it. When you are sad, pray about it. When you need guidance, pray about it. When you need someone to listen…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Joel Osteen is a cool dude. I thought I would feel constantly judged hanging out with today, but instead I realized he puts his pants on one leg at a time like I do, and he slipped and said the word shit. I would…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:  “To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller “Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if…

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