My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can’t do it. Giving up is not in this nigga right here. What it takes is what I do. Can I get an amen?” Kanye West “Fake it till you make is a real thing. A lot of people do it. The ones…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Stupid on you!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Don’t take the easy way out. Run towards your problems. Confront what you have been ignoring.” Joel Osteen “It’s time to stop running. Confronting our fears. As long as we are running and avoiding our fears, we will…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy put a little bit of blood on your action figures nose so it looks like you.” Cash Michael Johnson “The worst of the worst assholes I call “UA’s”. UA stands for Ultimate Assholes.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “It’s Ash Wednesday for all Catholics…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we only…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…