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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 6 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…

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Your Boobs Deep Poetry Feeling Shit by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it.  In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get.  Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs.  Your boobs always put me in…

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Junk For Jesus

Malia: Your mom just got Grandmother’s death certificate from the funeral home. Do you know what Grandmother died from?  MJ: Golden Girls Overdose? Malia: You can’t die from watching too much Golden Girls.  MJ: She died from a stroke, right? Malia: Guess again.  MJ: I heard the doctor say she had a stroke.  Malia: Yes, she had a stroke, but…

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Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at The Johnson’s This Year

We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don’t try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems,…

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