Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Side Lip Kiss Selfie Picture
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Bedroom Quarantine Day Deep Poetry Feeling Shit Dedicated To Michael David Johnson

All of the symptoms were there on Tuesday night that you were going to have a migraine on Wednesday (Bedroom Quarantine Day), but you did not have one. Instead, you took me to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction…..WOW!!! You showed up to “Bedroom Quarantine Day” ready to throw down. Before you started pleasing my body, you had me sopping…

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Malia May Johnson Blurred Out License To Perv Post Picture
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License To Perv

Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you.  MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…

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Malia May Johnson Houston Texas Ferris Wheel Building Licker Picture
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Building Licker!

MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have news for…

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MJ March 8th Historic Event We Met Love Note For Malia
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Bounce House of Love

MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it.  MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…

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