11152014 Malia and MJ Hand In Hand Artwork
Personal Life

“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”

Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…

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Malia Sexy Pose at Lady Bird Exhibit at LBJ Presidential Library
Personal Life

Mind and Body F-ing

MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…

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Historic 2020 Election Results Graphic
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President and Vice President Elect Invite “MJ The Terrible” To Meet and Greet To Say Thank You

Malia: Do you know what today is baby? MJ: My Grandmother’s birthday. Malia: Happy 91st Birthday Grandmother! I have a video call scheduled with your mom to sing Happy Birthday to Grandmother when she blows out her candles. Do you know what my favorite memory with your Grandmother is? MJ: When she said you were the best Granddaughter in law…

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