Malia May Johnson Blurred Out License To Perv Post Picture
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License To Perv

Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you.  MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…

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Malia May Johnson Houston Texas Ferris Wheel Building Licker Picture
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Building Licker!

MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have news for…

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Black and White Super Dad Collage
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A Loving Thank You Letter To An Amazing Father

Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being.  Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security.  Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength.  Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…

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Lisa Marie Presley and Malia May Johnson Side By Side Comparison Collage
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Malia May Presley

 MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing.  MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…

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Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Bethesda Row Shopping Center in Bethesda Maryland Picture
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“Stuff”

Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist?  MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…

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