Malia: You got a letter from President Biden in the mail today. MJ: K. I’ll read it when I get home tonight. Malia: You don’t seem excited. You got a letter from the President today. That is kind of a big deal. MJ: What does it say? Malia: I didn’t open it. Do you want me to? MJ: Sure. Malia:…
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. š MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ā¦.. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ā¦.. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
MJ: You danced in the rain with me. Malia: I did! It was so much fun! MJ: I have always wanted to do that for some reason. Malia: Lightening lit up the sky when you picked me up and spun me around. MJ: Godās version of a lighter at a concert during a love song. Malia: Are you trying to…
Malia: We have a stupid amount of sex. How am I not pregnant yet? MJ: We have 7 kids! We know how to get pregnant. You donāt wiggle your nose like the āI Dream of Jeannieā girl and weāre pregnant. Malia: Do you think we should see a fertility specialist because Iām old now and my womb might be broken?…
MJ: I know we are trying to get pregnant again. Are we going to do the Lemans classes when we do again? Malia: I donāt know. Sounds like fun donāt you think? MJ: At this point I can swaddle a baby one handed. Malia: Do you think it would last 24 hours? MJ: Why would it last 24 hours? The…
MJ: What are you up to my love? Malia: Iām looking for a job. MJ: No Malia: Are you telling me no? MJ: No, but can we talk about it first? I always support you, but right now with trying to get pregnant, and with being a stay at home mom of 7, and with all that you already do,…
Malia: Baby your travel detail is here. Where are you taking me? MJ: Over there Malia: Over where? MJ: Can I tell you something? Malia: Yes MJ: You don’t have to keep getting ready. You are already the prettiest girl I have ever seen. You can just declare you are ready and we can go. Malia: I’m almost ready. Give…
Malia: Baby we need you to be our Guinea pig. My friend that you nicknamed Buttons the first time you met her and her husband are having relationship problems. She came over crying a little while ago. She wants to save her marriage. Will you help us? MJ: Sure. What can I do? Malia: We have some questions that we…