Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but it is for a good cause. My buddy Kevin read a report that came in today about some of the things my ex is doing/is up to, and he said- “I am making a Malia is great, Gotye sucks post. I will give you 2 grand if you post it.” I told him…
Question/Comment/Request: I have been doing analytics on the web since the dial up days. Needless to say, I have experience. Masters of Money is everywhere on the web. Hall of Fame shit “MJ The Terrible”! I ain’t tryin to hate on you MJ, but if you remove the world famous “Mother Fucker” post, all things being equal, Masters of Money…
MJ: I took a screen shot of this text you sent to me a few years ago, so that one day when everything finally worked out for us, we could look back on just how far we’ve come. Malia: Are you sending me that screenshot because I got mad at you today? MJ: No. I was looking through all of…
Malia: Cash, Liz, Dubs and I strolled over to Starbucks this morning. Look what the gm made for you. You have your very own custom label now. I told him I thought you would like it. They put your new label on Dubs and I’s drinks today. Dubs picked up her drink, saw the MJ The Terrible label on it,…
MJ: You guys sure as shit better show me some love after the stunt yall pulled on me at the hospital, when the twins were born. These shit heads(that I love), set me up good after Malia gave birth to the twins. My ex-wife had scary postpartum depression, and the knuckle heads who did the MJ love posts today, had…
I am not going to be the only one who doesn’t say at least something. MJ: I am sorry I beat your ass in the parking lot at Walmart in Royce City. As most of you know, throughout MJ’s divorce, I posed as his mistress, to throw everyone who was trying to dig deeper into his life off, while he…
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times”! Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, atleast string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be my…