MJ March 8th Historic Event We Met Love Note For Malia
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Bounce House of Love

MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it.  MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…

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Masters of Money LLC Bitter Ex Wife Gotye Graphic
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Recent Text Message Conversation Between Gotye (My Practice Wife) and Malia (My Forever Wife)

Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…

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Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Walking and Hugging Cartoon Graphic
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“Anti-Jolene”

Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…

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