Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…
Tag: Malia May Johnson and Michael David Johnson
I’m Going To Bang The _________ Out of You! No You’re Not!
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
The First Time MJ and I “Did It” by Malia Johnson
MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
Dear Malia’s P@$$y Letter
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…
Malia & Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Love Collection
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…