MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
MJ: Baby, I saw the invoice from the guy you had analyze my signature, so I decided to contact him and ask him to analyze your signature. I have to say this guy does one heck of a job analyzing signatures, because he definitely got our characteristics right! The signature provided was that of Mrs. Malia Johnson. (G. Scott…
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…
MJ: We made it to my parent’s house safe and sound. I love you. Malia: Brittany text me about what happened when you went to vote today. MJ: What are the odds the voting place manager would know me and not let me vote as Chris? Malia: Well technically it is illegal to vote as someone else. MJ: Brittany let…
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and…
You never know when or where you will meet someone that will change your life forever. Always be open to opportunities. Thank you for saying yes to going on a date with me eventually. Thank you for marrying me. Thank you for making me a father. 3-8-2012 forever baby! I love you Malia May Johnson! Love Is A Beautiful Thing…
“Baby, my temperature has to be at least like elevendy billion degrees. I feel like a nuclear friggin reactor or something. I’m pretty sure I could power a small city with all the heat my body is generating right now.” MJ was tested. It is not COVID, but his temperature got as high as 104. MJ’s mom flew up to…
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months. Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like…