Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…
MJ: Alright baby, you always try to Cosmo magazine relationship quiz me, but today I’m flippin the script on you. This is a quiz to see how well you know me. And you better pass or I’m breaking up with you. Malia: You can’t break up with me. I am the mother of your children. MJ: Then you better do…
Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play she hides and I go seek…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “He is not a bad dude. He is just his own worst enemy.” Donald Trump Jr. “There is no story without struggle. And the bigger the struggle, the bigger the story.” Pastor Joel Osteen “A person on the verge of a huge break through…
We joke sometimes about “Maliacane”, the nickname I gave Malia when she gets mad. The nickname is the name Malia and the type of storm Hurricane, mixed together. That is where the nickname “Maliacane” came from. And much like a hurricane storm that develops in the ocean, when Malia turns Maliacane, it is important to seek shelter somewhere safe, and/or…
Malia, As corny as it sounds, I think we were destined to be together. In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really…
There is a dirt walking path behind our house and the house next to our house that we recently bought. I usually take our babies on a stroller walk in the morning before it gets to hot out. When MJ isn’t working, he walks with us. MJ was working from home today, and he had time to walk with us.…
Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
Life has an interesting way of teaching us lessons. If there is one lesson life has taught me better than any other lesson, it’s that you are irreplaceable Malia May Johnson! A person can’t live without a heart, and you Malia May Johnson, are my heart. Love, Michael David Johnson P.S. When I Knew I Loved Malia – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/when-i-knew-i-loved-malia/ P.P.S. 100…