We joke sometimes about “Maliacane”, the nickname I gave Malia when she gets mad. The nickname is the name Malia and the type of storm Hurricane, mixed together. That is where the nickname “Maliacane” came from. And much like a hurricane storm that develops in the ocean, when Malia turns Maliacane, it is important to seek shelter somewhere safe, and/or…
Question: Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public? Dianna Maze Los Angeles, CA Malia: MJ rarely argues with me. He is not a good arguer. I can only think of a couple of times I blew up at him in public. If we argue, or I should say, if I argue with him, it’s at home.…
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
Malia: Let’s do dirty roses are red violets are blues with each other. I will go first. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to ride you. MJ: This is baby making heat foreplay at its finest right here. Roses are red. Violets are blue. When we are done texting, I am going to cum inside of you. Malia:…
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…