100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!): 1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a…
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio (JBSA), on March 8th, 2012 Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds 4,734,720 minutes 78,912 hours 3,288 days 469 weeks and 5 days Malia May…
MJ and I have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts, post. See below. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7: 1. Did your family like MJ when they first met him? Ellen Lloyd Topeka, KS Malia: Yes. Very much so. I think they wanted to try to like him, because they knew he treated me well, but I think they ended up liking him without actually trying to. 2. What is the weirdest thing…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6: 1. Has MJ ever had any trouble getting it up? Devon Phillips Tempe, AZ Malia: No. I think MJ finds comfort in sex. Sometimes our sex is business like, because MJ just needs it to reset, I think, but most of the time it’s for fun and making babies. Either way, MJ is ready…
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4: 1. Does MJ make money decisions without you? Monica Walker Colorado Springs, CO Malia: No. We don’t manage our money. Our money is managed by The Carlyle Group. We bought our houses together. We bought our cars together. We make decisions together. He makes the business decisions mostly, and I make most of the in-home…
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby! MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience. Malia: Yeah, I still got it. MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from? Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you…
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…