My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you love everything about me, do you love my poop to?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You better. Retired executive orders are a thing. I’ve still got pull. It just takes a little longer to take effect.” Former President Barack Obama “Divisions between people improve…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Stupid on you!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Don’t take the easy way out. Run towards your problems. Confront what you have been ignoring.” Joel Osteen “It’s time to stop running. Confronting our fears. As long as we are running and avoiding our fears, we will…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Sure things can blow up in your face nuclear bomb style. Permanent fuck your shit up bro. Gotta be careful as hell with “sure things”. Kevin M. “If you’ve got your family, friends and faith, everything will always be alright.” Chris Hubbard “It was…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
Happy 70th Birthday ma! 70 years ago today in Winchester, Tennessee, my mom (MJ’s mom), Jeanne Johnson, was born. Happy Birthday Wishes “Happy 70th J! I will be joining you in the 70 club tomorrow.” David Johnson “Mom, Grandma, Mam Mam, Jeanne, your son, daughter in law, and grandbabies wish you the happiest 70th birthday and we love you very…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My daddy is my piwwow (pillow).” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You can’t unsee 90 year old lady ass.” Chris Hubbard “I miss you. I need some vitamin U as soon as possible.” Malia May Johnson “I need something to wake me up. Can you put…