Malia and MJ Romantic Kiss
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Keeping Promises

Malia: I think I want to get married again.  MJ: To me, right?  Malia: Duh! MJ: I think I want to have sex. Malia: With me, right? MJ: Duh! I will marry you again. Malia: I will have sex with you again. You promised me forever on 3-8-17 MJ: Yes, I did. You promised me we could have sex anytime I…

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Malia and MJ The Terrible Kiss at The Oasis on Lake Travis In Austin Texas
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The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…

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Malia and MJ Love Collage
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Our First Slow Dance

To the angry pissed off beautiful girl in condo PH51 who hates me right now…… Do you remember when we were completely lost, driving around in the middle of nowhere south Texas, and we ended up pulling over at that country dance hall? There was only one place to sit, and it was right in front of the stage. When…

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