Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
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Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Michael David Johnson
Alleged Crime- Concealing a sexual pleasure weapon. Malia: I do believe that then and there Michael David Johnson committed the crime of concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in his pants. MJ: You are going to use my own arrest warrant sex move on me? Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is not a game. This is a matter of top secret pleasure…
20 Reasons I Love You Michael David Johnson
Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today I’m Your Love Slave All Day Long! P.S. You know how you made…
Happy Famunda Foot Veteran’s Day!
I asked MJ if I was just like one big toy to him. He smiled and said my foot was Famunda Cheese. He actually wrote Famunda Cheese on my foot. You are a hero veteran, and today is Veteran’s Day, so I’m going to let you get away with Famundaing my foot silly boy. I love you Michael David Johnson!…
President and Vice President Elect Invite “MJ The Terrible” To Meet and Greet To Say Thank You
Malia: Do you know what today is baby? MJ: My Grandmother’s birthday. Malia: Happy 91st Birthday Grandmother! I have a video call scheduled with your mom to sing Happy Birthday to Grandmother when she blows out her candles. Do you know what my favorite memory with your Grandmother is? MJ: When she said you were the best Granddaughter in law…