Malia: Baby, I’m answering anything goes with Malia q&a questions. They wanted me to ask you if Remote Neural Monitoring is real, and if you know anything about it. MJ: I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t. Malia: That’s a yes and a yes. I’ve learned your secret cyber spy speak baby. MJ: I love…
Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…
MJ: I just talked to my mom. Thank you for helping her and the lenes. Malia: I don’t understand. The “lenes”? MJ: Yeah, every lady in her church group’s name ends in lene. Carlene, Jolene, Ilene, Sharlene, Paulene. There are probably more lenes than that. Malia: OMG! All of their names do end in lene besides your mom and one…
This is my recollection of the first conversation that Malia and I ever had, exactly 9 years ago today. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March 8th, 2012. Malia was a medical intern, who was training/learning about how to treat patients, mentally and physically, so that one day she could become a…
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio (JBSA), on March 8th, 2012 Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds 4,734,720 minutes 78,912 hours 3,288 days 469 weeks and 5 days Malia May…
MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Boobs American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. MJ: We as Penis and Vagina/Boobs Americans, need to…
MJ and I have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts, post. See below. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Malia: Baby, I have good news for you! Today, tomorrow, and Wednesday, you are on vacation. I coordinated with Tarica, Marcus, Brittany, etc., to make sure everything was covered, so that you could take 3 days off, rest, and spend time at home with us. You don’t have to do anything but love on us for the next 3 days.…
MJ: I can’t believe the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference.…
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…