Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
Tag: Michael Johnson
To My Prince MJ…..
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
We Are Having A Baby!
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
What Makes A Hero A Hero
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are ai much more than that. You are a great husband and father. I love the “YOU” chart you made for me. It makes up for all of the loud snoring you are doing right…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Awarded Distinguished Intelligence Cross
What my 6-year-old son CJ said about his Daddy(me) being awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross. He said these 6 things, and I decided to write them down. 1. “I love you hero Daddy. Have you ever fighted Red Skull, Captain America’s bad guy?” 2. “Remember when on Christmas Eve when Donald Trump the President called and said you were a…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson & Friends Life Love & Business Quotes
“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend…
I’m sorry I went to far baby.
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I wont just drop…
The Whole 2 MJ’s Thing Can Get Interesting Sometimes
Thank you for making the impossible possible Chris(MJ2). You see, every 12 years in Texas, you have to physically go into the drivers license office to renew your license. In 2005, I was 5′-10″ In 2017, I am now 6′-00″ I grew 2 inches over the last 12 years. And here I thought I was done growing? I had to…
How MJ The Terrible’s Subdural Hematoma Ruptured
Chris (MJ2): I don’t know if this is MJ love, but I’m sorry MJ. On Vday 2015 when MJ’s subdural hematoma ruptured, I was the cause of it, not MJ’s little boy. I thought MJ was sleeping with my girlfriend at the time, the one referred to as Dubs on here. I found out later he wasn’t, but the damage…
Doing What You Gotta Do & What’s Important In Life
This is an instant messenger exchange between myself, and an old friend of mine from Akron, Ohio, which is where I lived until I graduated from college. After I graduated from college, I moved to Austin, Texas, which is where I live now. Shawn: MJ, sometimes people treat you pretty unfairly considering how much good you do and everything. I…