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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The past is the past. It’s in the rear view mirror. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you will miss the opportunities that life has for you on the road ahead.” Ben Dupont “I think life is hard enough…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…

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We Can Work It out

MJ: Quick question. Do we have any dinner dates lined up in the next couple of weeks? Malia: No. Not that I can think of. MJ: Are you sure?  Malia: Yep MJ: Have you made any new friends recently? Malia: Nope.  MJ: Do you promise you haven’t made any new friends recently, and we don’t have any dinner plans in…

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You’ve Got To Stand For Something or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson

Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa.  I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every woman is beautiful. All colors. All sizes. All ages. Women, all of us, are beautiful!” Jennifer Lopez “#lifeanswers, #themartianmovie, #sciencerltheshitoutofit” Peter Gil “A good way to start living a more positive life, is by focusing on your blessings more than your burdens.” Johnny…

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Sexy Self Defense

Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…

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