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Personal Life

You’ve Got To Stand For Something or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson

Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa.  I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…

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Business, Personal Life

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 27 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every woman is beautiful. All colors. All sizes. All ages. Women, all of us, are beautiful!” Jennifer Lopez “#lifeanswers, #themartianmovie, #sciencerltheshitoutofit” Peter Gil “A good way to start living a more positive life, is by focusing on your blessings more than your burdens.” Johnny…

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Sexy Self Defense

Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…

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Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset) Offers To Buy Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. For $359,000,000

Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at the valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…

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