Anything Goes Q&A with Malia Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that one…
Malia: I think I want to get married again. MJ: To me, right? Malia: Duh! MJ: I think I want to have sex. Malia: With me, right? MJ: Duh! I will marry you again. Malia: I will have sex with you again. You promised me forever on 3-8-17 MJ: Yes, I did. You promised me we could have sex anytime I…
Request: Hey Malia and MJ. I have a request. Will you post the ferris wheel video of you and MJ together? You recommend a movie during the video and I want to watch that movie. I love you guys. Sorry about the movie delay. I will watch it whenever it is released. Your biggest fan- Kayla Owens Reply: Hi Kayla.…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Baby, I made a collage of pictures of you for you, because even though it is rainy and dark outside, I still get to spend time with my family at our new beach house, and I love you beyond words! My dad was teaching Malia how to hit golf balls on the beach today, and she actually hit a bird.…
Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…