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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…

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I Love Sucking Your C@$k! “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” Dedicated To Michael David Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because this post is all XXX from beginning to end. Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this I Love Sucking Your C@$k! “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, is dedicated to…

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Vegging Out

MJ: What are you doing? Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants. MJ: Why? Malia: Why is your hand down your pants? MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it? Malia: I wanna be relaxed to. MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny. Malia: I don’t know. It…

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Bedroom Quarantine Day Deep Poetry Feeling Shit Dedicated To Michael David Johnson

All of the symptoms were there on Tuesday night that you were going to have a migraine on Wednesday (Bedroom Quarantine Day), but you did not have one. Instead, you took me to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction…..WOW!!! You showed up to “Bedroom Quarantine Day” ready to throw down. Before you started pleasing my body, you had me sopping…

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My Favorite Quotes From My Friend Billionaire Entrepreneur and Visionary Jeff Dachis by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From My Friend Billionaire Entrepreneur and Visionary Jeff Dachis by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My goal in life when I was going through puberty was to own the fastest street legal production car ever. Fast forward to modern day, and I own it! I don’t know how to pronounce the name of it correctly, but here…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 9 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to be wrapping my legs around you a lot very very soon. Bedroom Quarantine Day is October 20th!” Malia May Johnson “I made a strip club songs playlist to baby making practice…

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