My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Joel Osteen is a cool dude. I thought I would feel constantly judged hanging out with today, but instead I realized he puts his pants on one leg at a time like I do, and he slipped and said the word shit. I would…