Masters of Money LLC Bitter Ex Wife Gotye Graphic
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Recent Text Message Conversation Between Gotye (My Practice Wife) and Malia (My Forever Wife)

Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…

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Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Train Ride Photo
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Love and Relationships

No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…

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Malia Johnson Boobs Cleavage Picture Wearing a Black Halter Top
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The Nookie Monster

MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…

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I Do Declare The Vapors Have Gone To My Head - Malia Southern Belle Picture
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Step Aside Adalida! Here Comes Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen!

A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs.  This is MJ’s remake of…

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