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The Psychology of Quickies

MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc.  Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…

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MJ The Guinea Pig

Malia: Baby we need you to be our Guinea pig. My friend that you nicknamed Buttons the first time you met her and her husband are having relationship problems. She came over crying a little while ago. She wants to save her marriage. Will you help us? MJ: Sure. What can I do? Malia: We have some questions that we…

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Malia and MJ Make The Top 100 BWWM Couple’s of All Time List

Featured Image: David and Iman Bowie, George Lucas and Mellody Hobson, Ol Parker and Thandie Newton, Maximillion Cooper and Eve Cooper (“Eve”), Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith, Alexis Ohanian and Serena Williams, Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Matt Stone and Angela Howard, BWWM Top 100 Photo Collage Top 100 BWWM Couples of All…

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Recent Text Message Conversation Between Gotye (My Practice Wife) and Malia (My Forever Wife)

Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…

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Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Train Ride Photo
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Love and Relationships

No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…

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The Nookie Monster

MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…

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