WTF Is Postnatal Coitus? Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us.Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh? Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
Baby, If my life is a dream right now, please don’t pinch me, because I don’t want to wake up! To my loving wife Malia, I couldn’t do it without you baby cakes. I love this black and white picture you made of us at the American Airlines Center, in Dallas. That was a fun night. I’m sorry I spilled…
Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…
She’s bashful, she’s shy, and I’ll love her everyday of my life. I love this vacation picture. I loved hopping on each other, while we were island hopping. On this vacation I paid the band at the hula bar to play a song for Malia. The song was “Ring of Fire”, an old Johnny Cash song. The band didn’t know…
To the angry pissed off beautiful girl in condo PH51 who hates me right now…… Do you remember when we were completely lost, driving around in the middle of nowhere south Texas, and we ended up pulling over at that country dance hall? There was only one place to sit, and it was right in front of the stage. When…