Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play she hides and I go seek…
Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
MJ: My ex keeps accusing me of having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I have read about it, but I don’t think I have it. What do you think? Do you think I have it? Malia: No. Your practice wife has Borderline Personality Disorder, and in order for her to feel better about herself, she has to believe you are more f-ed…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson: “The truth is, I just want to fool around with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This sounds like a boner emergency. I need to put all my hands on your dick immediately.” Malia May Johnson “I am uncomfortably big as a house pregnant, and I know God is a man,…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…