Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Cheetos Selfie
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WTF Is Postnatal Coitus?

WTF Is Postnatal Coitus? Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us.Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh?  Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex…

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Malia and MJ Love Collage
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Our First Slow Dance

To the angry pissed off beautiful girl in condo PH51 who hates me right now…… Do you remember when we were completely lost, driving around in the middle of nowhere south Texas, and we ended up pulling over at that country dance hall? There was only one place to sit, and it was right in front of the stage. When…

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