Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Malia: I have a question for you. MJ: Shoot Malia: Did you marry me because I look like one of your childhood crushes Danica McKellar? MJ: I have no idea who that is. Malia: It’s Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. MJ: No, but now that I think about it, you do kind of look like her. Malia: Look baby……. MJ:…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it. In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get. Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs. Your boobs always put me in…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure they receive it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…