Malia May Johnson The Turn Picture at SeaWorld in San Antonio Texas
Personal Life

“The Turn”

MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…

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Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Walking and Hugging Cartoon Graphic
Personal Life

“Anti-Jolene”

Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…

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