Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today I’m Your Love Slave All Day Long! P.S. You know how you made…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that one…
Malia: Hey baby! How are you feeling? MJ: My headache went away. I felt better after I got up and got going. I do have this swelling going on in one part of my body though. See attached pic. Malia: I bought a little outfit to wear today that might help with your swelling problem. MJ: This is a major…
Malia: Baby, would you still love me if I looked like this…….. MJ: Yes, but I am glad you look like this……… Malia: Would you really love me if I looked like that? MJ: Yes. I don’t just love you for your looks, but your beauty doesn’t hurt either. Malia: That is the heaviest woman in the world. MJ: I…
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and…
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…