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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 6 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…

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McMalia For Lunch

Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries.  Malia: This will be better than the…

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Your Boobs Deep Poetry Feeling Shit by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it.  In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get.  Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs.  Your boobs always put me in…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 14 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…

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Song Sexting

MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me.  I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee.  I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies.  She lived with me in…

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