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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 6 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 14 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 13 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…

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Malia and MJ Tongue Kissing Selfie at Gexa Energy Pavilion in Dallas Texas
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 9 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to be wrapping my legs around you a lot very very soon. Bedroom Quarantine Day is October 20th!” Malia May Johnson “I made a strip club songs playlist to baby making practice…

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