This was the conversation between MJ, Axl Rose, and me (Malia). Malia: Hey baby, Axl Rose is on the phone for you. MJ: No shit? I forgot to tell you Elvis called earlier. Malia: What is your favorite Guns N’ Roses song? MJ: I don’t know. I grew up listening to their music. I could probably sing along with all…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at the valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
Malia has done 7 anything goes q&a’s. The topics covered include tattoos, romance, MJ The Terrible stories, greatest fears, making babies, having babies, Stuxnet, plastic surgery, anal sex, oral sex, foreplay, fist fights, favorite moments, an inside look at Malia and MJ’s Bethesda Maryland home, MJ being in the hospital stories, race, gender, friendships, betrayal, superstitions, an inside look at Malia…
MJ: I can’t believe the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference.…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
To be clear- I DID NOT ALMOST START WORLD WAR III ON PURPOSE! And if you don’t believe me, wait until the government releases the official records/documents, and you can read it for yourself! Hypothetically Speaking #1. If I was/am the Chief Architect of Stuxnet, the world’s largest and most destructive computer virus of all time, I can assure you…
Question: Were you picked on as a kid? Robert Bell Aurora, CO Answer: Not that I can really remember, but I do remember being teased a lot when those Big Johnson T-shirts came out because my last name is Johnson. Question: What is your advice of the day today MJ The Terrible? Caroline Stewart Lexington, KY Answer: That is a…
Dr Deb: MJ, Mr. Fanning and I made a decision about your request we change our minds about letting you spend this weekend with your son. We agree, as long as you agree to let Mrs. Johnson stay with you and CJ all weekend. We tried this once before in September of 2016, when we weren’t sure if you were…