Malia May Johnson Riding In The Car Port Aransas Texas Photo
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Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4

Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4:  1. Does MJ make money decisions without you? Monica Walker Colorado Springs, CO Malia: No. We don’t manage our money. Our money is managed by The Carlyle Group. We bought our houses together. We bought our cars together. We make decisions together. He makes the business decisions mostly, and I make most of the in-home…

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Malia Sexy Pose at Lady Bird Exhibit at LBJ Presidential Library
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Mind and Body F-ing

MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…

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Stuxnet Related Hate Mail and Conspiracy Theories Addressed

To be clear- I DID NOT ALMOST START WORLD WAR III ON PURPOSE! And if you don’t believe me, wait until the government releases the official records/documents, and you can read it for yourself! Hypothetically Speaking #1. If I was/am the Chief Architect of Stuxnet, the world’s largest and most destructive computer virus of all time, I can assure you…

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Malia and MJ The Terrible Kiss at The Oasis on Lake Travis In Austin Texas
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The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…

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Big Johnson, Dating Advice, Website Owners, Stuxnet & Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Question: Were you picked on as a kid? Robert Bell Aurora, CO Answer: Not that I can really remember, but I do remember being teased a lot when those Big Johnson T-shirts came out because my last name is Johnson. Question: What is your advice of the day today MJ The Terrible? Caroline Stewart Lexington, KY Answer: That is a…

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