Malia: Baby, I have good news for you! Today, tomorrow, and Wednesday, you are on vacation. I coordinated with Tarica, Marcus, Brittany, etc., to make sure everything was covered, so that you could take 3 days off, rest, and spend time at home with us. You don’t have to do anything but love on us for the next 3 days.…
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Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Addresses Recent Events
Greetings, I felt motivated to address some of the recent events and things that have been going on, both the positive and the negative. 1. Thank you for all of the nice and supportive comments about me being named “Father of the Year” at Bethesda Country Club. I pride myself on being the best Dad I can be. I really…
It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You!
MJ: I can’t believe the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference.…
We Hope You Love Your Special Gift Baby…..
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father, a wonderful husband, a successful entrepreneur, and more! You are always doing things for others, so we thought…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 19 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 19 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Quotes can motivate, inspire, and drive us to higher heights. You can quote me on that.” Former President Barack Obama “Facing tough situations builds up your ability to handle future tough, and possibly tougher situations.” Dr. Jill Biden “It might make sense, but if…
“What If” Zombie Apocalypse and MLK Day Snuckin
Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just because a person is educated does not mean they have common sense. Book smarts and life smarts are not the same thing. Some people have both types of smarts, but most people have one or the other. If I had to choose one,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 16 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 16 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Most people do all they can to fit in with everyone else. So, anyone who puts themselves out there deserves respect, because at least they are willing to take a risk.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch “A lot of things in life we can’t control. Embrace…
“Hookie Nookie Day”
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson & Friends Life Love & Business Quotes
“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend…