Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…