Malia Johnson Boobs Cleavage Picture Wearing a Black Halter Top
Personal Life

The Nookie Monster

MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…

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Malia Johnson Laying on the Bed Wearing Short Shorts with Penny Lane the Cat Black and White Photo
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Maliapygophilia

Malia: Baby, do you know what sexual fetish you have? MJ: Maliaphobia? Malia: That would mean you have a sexual phobia about me. As in, you don’t want to have sex with me. MJ: Hornyformaliaalwaysophilia Malia: I like that one. If you put phila at the end of something it means you are all about it bout it. If you…

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Malia Sexy Pose at Lady Bird Exhibit at LBJ Presidential Library
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Mind and Body F-ing

MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…

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Malia and MJ Falling In Love and Celebrating Financial Wins
Personal Life

Falling In Love, Celebrating Finally Getting To Be Together, Financial Wins, and “Checking In” The Old Fashion Way

This picture of my wife Malia and I, at Zilker Park, in Austin, Texas, is one of my favorites. It is one of my favorites because of how much fun we had that day. We were celebrating finally getting to be together. We were celebrating a big financial win, and we were also falling in love. Side note- I was…

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