Malia Sexy Pose at Lady Bird Exhibit at LBJ Presidential Library
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Mind and Body F-ing

MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…

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Malia and MJ Falling In Love and Celebrating Financial Wins
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Falling In Love, Celebrating Finally Getting To Be Together, Financial Wins, and “Checking In” The Old Fashion Way

This picture of my wife Malia and I, at Zilker Park, in Austin, Texas, is one of my favorites. It is one of my favorites because of how much fun we had that day. We were celebrating finally getting to be together. We were celebrating a big financial win, and we were also falling in love. Side note- I was…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…

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