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The Forehead Bandit

MJ Up Photo of Malia In The Shower

Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies!

MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately.

Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. 

MJ: What kind of clue?

Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture of his forehead. Can you tell whose forehead this is?

MJ: Did he leave any other clues?

Malia: Yes! His semen. 

MJ: His semen? But you can’t have vagina sex for 5 more weeks. Where did he leave his semen?

Malia: In my ass

MJ: I am so fucking horny right now!! I want it again!!!!

Malia: There is a price mister. 

MJ: You can have every penny I have down to the pennies in the seat cushions in the couch. 

Malia: If you accepted Gruppo Mediaset’s offer to sell the company, you would have over $40,000,000 in pennies. You would pay $40,000,000 to have me again today?

MJ: Yes. It would be worth every penny. 

Malia: I am worth that much?

MJ: Yes, and if I had more, I would pay that too. You can’t put a price on being with an angel. 

Malia: The price if you want me again is you have to play along with the role playing I had set up earlier that you bypassed when you snuck up on me in the shower.

MJ: I will pay that price. I don’t think I have ever cum some hard, and I have unloaded some loads on and in you. 

Malia: Anal sex orgasms are freakin incredible!

MJ: Yeah. Being in there is fucking great.

Malia: “Being in there”? There is me!

MJ: Being in you, in there, is great!

Malia: It’s time to roleplay if you want it again. 

MJ: I’m ready

Malia: Here it comes.  

Malia: Hello sexy man. My name is Malia. I have an offer for you Mr. Johnson.

I am looking for a back door man. 

My specialties are BJ’s, and I have a big butt I like to do naughty things with when I’m in the mood. (I’m in the mood!)

At your guest house in 5 min!

Text me back if you are interested.

MJ: I am interested. My interested is interested. I couldn’t be more interested. They are going to have to create new words to describe how interested I am. #interested

Malia: Then what are you waiting for?

MJ: Incoming!!!

Let’s Play Do What The Action Figures Do –

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