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The Johnson Family Baby Factory

Malia Baby Factory Graphic

MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me.

If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves

Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4 children- Cash, Liz, Bumpy, as you call the current bun in my oven, and CJ.

MJ: I wish I would have met you like 15 years ago. I wouldn’t have had to deal with Gotye, divorce, etc.

Malia: Would you have had sex with me if we were both 15 years younger when we met?

MJ: Yes.

Malia: 15 years ago you would have been 22. I would have been 12 perv.

MJ: You know what I meant/mean shit head! Arrrrr!!!!

Malia: I might be a shit head, but you would be in jail. You can’t have sex with a 12 year old. Grrrr back!

MJ: I would never have sex with a 12 year old. Good God woman.

Malia: I love you easy target.

MJ: Why you gotta mess with me today?

Malia: I will make up for it on Monday.

MJ: How? Now I feel like a creepy old perv.

Malia: By making you feel like a sexually satisfied creepy old perv.

MJ: You drive me up a friggin wall sometimes baby.

Malia: But then I help you get off.

MJ: Which is why we are damn near a baby factory!

Malia: I just want a few more.

MJ: We haven’t even had Bumpy yet.

Malia: Just planting the seed in your head.

MJ: So that I can plant the seeds in your body?

Malia: Yep!

MJ: You know I can’t say no to you right?

Malia: Yep!

MJ: But it’s okay because I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life?

Malia: Yep!

MJ: Do you know any words besides yep?

Malia: Yep!

Open Arms, Hearts & Heads, Lead To New Experiences, Memories, & Friends. –

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