MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me.
If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves
Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4 children- Cash, Liz, Bumpy, as you call the current bun in my oven, and CJ.
MJ: I wish I would have met you like 15 years ago. I wouldn’t have had to deal with Gotye, divorce, etc.
Malia: Would you have had sex with me if we were both 15 years younger when we met?
Malia: 15 years ago you would have been 22. I would have been 12 perv.
MJ: You know what I meant/mean shit head! Arrrrr!!!!
Malia: I might be a shit head, but you would be in jail. You can’t have sex with a 12 year old. Grrrr back!
MJ: I would never have sex with a 12 year old. Good God woman.
Malia: I love you easy target.
MJ: Why you gotta mess with me today?
Malia: I will make up for it on Monday.
MJ: How? Now I feel like a creepy old perv.
Malia: By making you feel like a sexually satisfied creepy old perv.
MJ: You drive me up a friggin wall sometimes baby.
Malia: But then I help you get off.
MJ: Which is why we are damn near a baby factory!
Malia: I just want a few more.
MJ: We haven’t even had Bumpy yet.
Malia: Just planting the seed in your head.
MJ: So that I can plant the seeds in your body?
MJ: You know I can’t say no to you right?
MJ: But it’s okay because I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life?
MJ: Do you know any words besides yep?
Open Arms, Hearts & Heads, Lead To New Experiences, Memories, & Friends. – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/openarmsheartsandheadsleadtonewexperiencesmemoriesandfriends/