Malia: Where is thine knight this sunrise?
MJ: Dust though queen wish for thine knight to return to kiss his queens beautiful lips?
Malia: No she does not. The queen wishes to be jousted this morning.
MJ: Again my queen? I thought thine queen received quite the thrashing last evening.
Malia: Thine queen wanted love making last evening but got thrashed instead. Thine queen duth not receive play at thine 2 play level, let alone thine 4 play level.
MJ: I am sorry my queen. I wish to apologize my queen. I shall make only thine sweetest love this beautiful sunrise.
MJ: I am confused my queen.
Malia: You pissed me off, so now I want the royal jousting treatment forthwith.
MJ: It is an honor to serve you my queen.
Malia: The queen loveth thine knight with her whole royal heart.
MJ: Likewiseth my queen.
Malia: Why didn’t you throw it in my face?
MJ: What my queen?
Malia: Fuck me in?
MJ: Because thine queen has Prince Cash and Princess Elizabeth in thine belly.
Malia: You are a good man MJ.
MJ: I love you baby. I am just trying to be good to you in whatever way I can while you have 2 kicking babies inside of you. I know that isn’t easy to manage.
Malia: Ok, good enough. Hurry up, your parents will be here soon.
MJ: Thine knight of quickieness is on his wayith.
Malia: Come on, come on, now joust me baby. Can’t you see that I am not a affraid.
MJ: Running. The doors? Nice. Ready to break on through to the other side now.
Malia: Break on with your terribly sexy self.