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Malia: I love you!

MJ: I love you too. Did I do something good to deserve an I love you? 

Malia: I love you and I can tell you that I love you anytime I want to, can’t I?

MJ: Of course my love. I’m stressed out.

Malia: Stress isn’t good baby. We need to find a stress solution.

MJ: Being able to work would help my stress level.

Malia: I have some ideas to lower your stress level.

MJ: Oh yeah? Like what?

Malia: Things

MJ: “Stuff” like yesterday?

Malia: Today is “Things”. Yesterday was “Stuff”. 

MJ: I really liked “Stuff”. Are “Things” similar?

Malia: Yes it is! Stuff was creative non vaginal body pleasure. Things is oral focused. I think your c@$k is under sucked. It needs to be sucked back to the level it should be at.

MJ: Stuff!

Malia: Things!

MJ: I meant Things. Stuff was still on my mind today because of how good it was.

Malia: If you liked Stuff, you are going to like Things!

Malia: If you play your cards right and I feel up to it, maybe tomorrow we can do that thing you like. Yes or no?


Malia: I want you to feel satisfied. I am sorry I didn’t make sure you were good baby.

MJ: Baby! I was good. I am good. You know I wasn’t complaining, right?

Malia: I do, but I believe in the happy husband theory.

MJ: What is the happy husband theory?

Malia: Happy husband, happy life.

MJ: Isn’t it happy wife, happy life?

Malia: Yes, but nothing rhymes with husband. Just go with it. I will be at your door in 2 min

MJ: No! Don’t do that. I’ll come to you. 

Malia: Why? Whatcha hidden in there?

MJ: The tech guys are here from CIA installing everything. The installers called it MJIA. 

Malia: MJ Intelligence Agency? 

MJ: Exactly

Malia: That’s awesome! They are stealthy. I haven’t heard any construction hammering or anything. 

MJ: I am happy CIA was so accommodating. Now I will have all of the tools to work from home most of the time, so I won’t have to travel that much 

Malia: Yay! I love you so much right now!

MJ: Just right now? 

Malia: Right now and later. Where do you want your Thing sucked?

MJ: Our bedroom please. There are only 2 drawbacks. 

Malia: Ugh! What are the drawbacks?

MJ: MJIA will have a 24/7/365 security team, and no one can enter unless they have high level clearance.

Malia: And me, right? 

MJ: Don’t hate me, but you can’t either. It’s a matter of national security 

Malia: Of course, everything with you has to be different. Most men have a Man Cave. My man has an Intelligence Agency. My freakin back yard is top secret. 

MJ: It’s the tradeoff for me being home more. Please don’t be upset. I want to be home more. You want me home more. And it has no effect on our lives other than my office and the garage underneath are MJIA. 

Malia: Can I go in the garage part of MJIA?

MJ: No. It’s going to be turned into living quarters for the security.

Malia: Are they paying rent to stay on my property?

MJ: Probably something, but I don’t know.

Malia: Our house is our house though, no MJIA in here right?

MJ: Our house is our house. No MJIA. 

Malia: I guess I can live with this. 

MJ: It’s this or I have to travel.

Malia: I like it when you are home. I am okay with this. 

MJ: They are being accommodating as hell. They have never done this for anyone else.

Malia: That’s cuzz you are the best baby! 

MJ: Well thank you sweetheart. 

Malia: We can’t have any more go surprise daddy in his office visits. Are they going to put land mines in the yard? I’m kidding, but please say no. 

MJ: No landmines. I think they are going to make the rock wall fence higher and build a guard center by the front gate though. 

Malia: Why does this all feel normal at this point? 

MJ: Trust me. I get it. I’m sorry. 

Malia: You don’t have to apologize. I know what I signed up for. I know what you do is important.

Malia: OMG! Now I hear the construction. Do you still want to do Things with all that racket going on?

MJ: You sound like an old man. “All that racket going on out there”. 

Malia: You better hurry, and we better hurry. This noise is not helpful to baby and toddler napping. 

MJ: Do you still want to? Not trying to talk you out of it. I want it, but if you aren’t in the mood anymore, I get it. 

Malia: I can give you a War Job. That is a blow job during what sounds like war is going on.


Malia: I’m War Job Ready!

“Stuff” – 

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