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This Little Sexy Piggy Edition

Malia May Johnson This Little Sexy Piggy Edition Photo Collage

Malia: We have a stupid amount of sex. How am I not pregnant yet?

MJ: We have 7 kids! We know how to get pregnant. You don’t wiggle your nose like the “I Dream of Jeannie” girl and we’re pregnant.

Malia: Do you think we should see a fertility specialist because I’m old now and my womb might be broken?

MJ: You are not “old”. There are millions of women 32 and older that are pregnant.

Malia: Thanks for rubbing it in.

MJ: I was not rubbing it in. I was trying to say that 32 is still prime baby making time. Don’t stress about it. It will happen when it is supposed to happen.

Malia: I think you love me the most when I’m pregnant.  

MJ: I think you might think that, but it is not true. I love you always. If you can’t tell that, then maybe I’m not doing my job good enough.

Malia: You are doing the best job ever! I am just impossible. Sorry I’m difficult sometimes.

MJ: No worries my love. No one is perfect. That said, I think you are as close to an angel as I have ever met.

MJ: I wrote a “This Little Sexy Piggy Edition”.

Malia: AWW!!! K. Lemme see it.

MJ: This Little Sexy Piggy Edition for and about you…..
1. This little sexy piggy toe needs to be sucked.
2. This little sexy piggy toe needs to be licked.
3. This little sexy piggy toe needs to be kissed.
4. This little sexy piggy toe gets mystery loved on.
5. This little sexy piggy toe gets lipped up all sexy like.
6 – 10. Your left foot gets a massage that will turn into all kinds of sexy goodness.

Malia: And “I got a pretty mouth old school Burt Reynolds movie style”?

MJ: You got a pretty everything, and I wanna do stuff, and things, and this, and that, and the other things, until something we have to do puts an end to our naked fun play?

Malia: K

MJ: Right now, yeah?

Malia: Now is always the best time!

MJ: Now it is sexy baby cakes!

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