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Wanna fool around with an angel?

Malia and MJ UT Tower Kiss Picture

Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way!  Any man of mine –

MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country.

Malia: I’m from the country.

MJ: Country western

Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol

MJ: You are so impressive! It can be intimidating sometimes how brilliant you are my love. I hope I can always keep you interested in me and some Harvard ivy league guy doesn’t try to swoop in and take you away. I love you!

Malia: Intimidating? You have porn stars and famous singers wearing your shirt, not to mention the model girls on all of those car videos throwing themselves at you. I am the one who is worried about keeping you interested.

MJ: Don’t worry my love. I’m not going anywhere and I will always love you! You will always have an advantage over every woman on the planet baby.

Malia: Really? What is my advantage, besides the fact that I am carrying your future children around in my belly?

MJ: When I was half dead, broke, had no future, and nobody, you were there for me. You were always there. Through anything and everything, you stood by my side. You are an angel Malia.

Malia: Wanna fool around with an angel?

MJ: Yes!

Malia: Heaven is waiting for you, all you gotta do is get in your little red sports car, which I can’t believe you took to your old house, and drive north on mopac to 5th street, exit there, then drive straight to soco and I’ll be on floor PH51, waiting patiently Prince Charming.

MJ: Do you really think of me as prince charming?

Malia: No, he was a goodie two shoes. I’ll be waiting patiently Mr. Terrible of Masters of Money Land. Come ravage my body before I fall asleep, or the two little aliens in my belly reenact the scene from Alien, and rip open my belly.

MJ: Otw babe. You are one sick, twisted, brilliant, sexy, angel! Thank you for being good to me. I would die for you Malia.

Malia: I’m crying. Happy tears. You are so amazing!

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