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We Are Having A Baby!

Malia & MJ Mountain Top Picture

MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok?

Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick?

MJ: I didn’t mean it like that.

Malia: How did you mean it?

MJ: When were trying to make a baby you go into sex overdrive.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Well right now we’re trying to get pregnant and you weren’t all over me this morning or at lunch. That is why I’m asking.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Baby don’t mess with my head. I gotta be focused and have my head in the game.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Baby I am about to lose my shit. What is with this “Uh huh” business?

Malia: We can fool around if you want to.

MJ: It’s not about that. Are you ok? I’m serious.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Say uh huh again. I dare you woman.

Malia: What are you going to harass me or something?

MJ: You know what I thought about when you said that?

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: What was I thinking then?

Malia: You were thinking about Chris sitting on the couch with your Grandmother watching Golden Girls 8 hours a day.

MJ: I was.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: What is going on with you. Are you ok baby? Seriously.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Do I need to come over to the compound and put you over my knee because you’re driving me insane with this “uh huh” business.

Malia: Uh huh but not to hard. Don’t want to hurt the baby.

MJ: Malia! I would never hurt our kids! You know that! This conversation has taken a weird turn.

Malia: Uh huh. I can picture the look on your face right now.

MJ: You are pissing me off for no reason. Stop it!

Malia: You will forgive me in a minute.

MJ: You’re right. I will but this is unnecessary

Malia: What should we name our new baby?

MJ: bull shit!

Malia: I don’t think so. Come here little Bull Shit. Bull Shit doesn’t sound like a good name for your new little baby girl does it? How about Caroline Grace Johnson?

MJ: We’re pregnant?

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: Oh my God this is great! Baby I love you so much! Are you happy?

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: I love you so much! You are so amazing and wonderful. Everything I have ever wanted and more.

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: That’s it. You are gettin when I get home.

Malia: Yay me! You know how I like baby.

MJ: Uh huh. What am I going to do with you?

Malia: Kiss me hug me love me forever?

MJ: Uh huh

Malia: I love you

MJ: Why?

Malia: Because you make cute babies. Come home for some XOXO.

MJ: Waiting on the tram. Should be there in 5 minutesish.

Malia: I will be ready for you!

MJ: We’re having a baby girl! How do you know it’s going to be a girl?

Malia: Yes we are. I just do.

MJ: Thank you.

Malia: For what?

MJ: For all that you do.

Malia: Wait until you see what I am about to do to you now. You will want to thank me for it. 😉

MJ: Well thank you in advance then.

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