Malia: Remember all of the people who told us our marriage wouldn’t last 6 months?
MJ: I do, but I didn’t pay them much attention.
Malia: Me either, but I got an email from one of our biggest marriage doubters/haters today.
Malia: I didn’t respond to their email. I really just wanted an excuse to post my favorite photo from our wedding.
MJ: Post away baby. Mi social media casa es su social media casa.
Malia: Mi vagina es su vagina.
MJ: Your vagina is my vagina?
Malia: Yep! Are you in the mood to throw down baby?
Malia: Come upstairs and love on me then!
MJ: Otw. 2 minute warning.
Malia: To the hater who sent me the email today, no thanks. We’re all good here.
“Rock Bottom” Is Sometimes The Best Place To Start Your Comeback by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/rockbottomissometimesthebestplacetostartyourcomeback/