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Would You Love Me If…..

Heaviest Woman In The World and Malia Johnson Collage

Malia: Baby, would you still love me if I looked like this……..

MJ: Yes, but I am glad you look like this………

Malia: Would you really love me if I looked like that?

MJ: Yes. I don’t just love you for your looks, but your beauty doesn’t hurt either.

Malia: That is the heaviest woman in the world.

MJ: I figured you were testing me, but I was telling you the truth.

Malia: Here is the hard question on the test. If we didn’t know each other, would you have asked me out if I looked like that?

MJ: That is a loaded question, but I don’t want to lie to you. Here is the truth. I probably wouldn’t have asked you out at first, but if you, my best friend, and my other half was still inside of that girl, then yes, I would still have asked you out.

Malia: I believe you because I know you. I’m glad I don’t look like that. I feel so sorry for her. Her life can’t be easy.

MJ: I don’t mind that you like to test me anymore. I used to worry about your tests, because I thought you would use my answers against me if I answered wrong, but I found out that as long as I tell you the truth, you are good with my answers.

Malia: You are a good guy. Your answers are good answers, and I love that you are honest with me. Wanna fool around?

MJ: I like when you are in baby making heat mode, because no matter what my answers are to relationship quiz type of questions, it still always ends in sex.

Malia: That is true, but there is still a limit on how bad your answers can be. If you would have said no you didn’t want me for me if I was her, then I might not have offered sex so easily.

MJ: I want you baby. I want you because you are you. I love you because you are you. You are my other half. You are my penguin. You are for me, and you are all I want and more.

Malia: Well that answer gets you bonus points on the next relationship quiz. But that is then, and you are not inside of me now. What are we going to do about that?

MJ: We are going to get to the bedroom as quickly as possible, take our clothes off as quickly as possible, get me inside of you as quickly as possible, and then the next thing after that, we don’t need to do that as quickly as possible. We can take our time from there.

Malia: There are too many steps in your plan. We only need to worry about getting you to the bedroom and taking your clothes off.

MJ: That sounds baby making heat fantastic!

I’m Going To Bang The _________ Out of You! No You’re Not! –

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