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WTF Is Postnatal Coitus?

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Cheetos Selfie

WTF Is Postnatal Coitus?

Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us. Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments.

MJ: Agreed

Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus?

MJ: Huh? 

Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex after giving birth. 

MJ: I am definitely in the mood for some postnatal coitus action in 2 weeks. 

Malia: What about in 2 minutes?

MJ: I thought the doctor said 6 weeks?

Malia: She said 4 to 6 weeks or when I am ready, but wait at least 3 weeks. Did you leave already? 

MJ: In the driveway. 

Malia: The babies will be up soon. 

MJ: I am in the mood. Coitus quickie?

Malia: Sure! Let’s take it slow though. 

MJ: I don’t understand. Quickies are by definition quick. We can wait baby. I don’t want to hurt your business down there. I can be patient.

Malia: I meant quickie as in done quickly, but don’t drill me like you are drilling for oil.

MJ: Got it! A slicky. 

Malia: A sticky?

MJ: A slow quickie. 

Malia: Yeah, a slicky to start the day off right. 

MJ: Post natal slicky action 2 minute warning. 

Malia: Bring the heat Johnson!

MJ: I thought slicky?

Malia: We will figure it out. Now bring your skinny white butt up here. Sorry Mr. Keith. You can listen to your angry old white man radio station a little longer while we do our thing. Jk Mr. Keith. 🙂 You are the best. Thank you for coming with us to Maryland.

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